SpletMitch hedberg is the king of the one liner. 'When I was on acid I would see things that looked like beams of light. and I would hear things that sounded like car horns.'. "I'm against picketing, I just don't know how to show it." "Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something." Splet74 Apple Jokes, Puns and One Liners! 90 Anti-Jokes So Serious They're Hilarious! 101 Jokes and One Liners for Kids! 75 Sweet But Hilarious Cake Puns! 70 Punny Easter Puns! 52 Quarantine and Corona Virus Jokes 150 Puns From All Walks of Life 100 Knock Knock Jokes! 48 Doctor Puns 40 Computer Jokes ...
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Splet05. maj 2024 · Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece) “If you don’t like your destiny, don’t accept it.” – Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto) “When you give up, that’s when the game ends.” – Mitsuyoshi … Splet09. maj 2014 · George Valentine, of Rotherham, South Yorkshire, wrote for Tommy Cooper Pensioner claims to have penned more than 100,000 one-liners in 64 years He posted a YouTube video showing him rattling... filing examples
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Splet22. mar. 2024 · Good Comebacks. 1. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes. Make sure to use extra sarcasm. 2. When somebody ... Splet20. maj 2024 · What is at the end of the rainbow? Answer: The letter W! 8. Name three consecutive days without naming any of the seven days of the week. Answer: Yesterday, … SpletBut, if such a sad instance occurs and you couldn’t find your favorite one-liner included in our list, add it in the comments section. #1. Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions. Report. 227 points. POST. THIS IS HILARIOUS. 22. grotcaja cave and rift